pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

Pulled pork spick

A noun identifying a Hispanic person whom pulls pork for a living. Also, commonly used toward blue collar workers named Joshua.

“Joshua, I don’t want some pulled pork spick touching my computer!”

by Idfk 😐 January 13, 2018

Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.

Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"

by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022

Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018

Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.

Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!

by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017

Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices

Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"

by Planchet March 2, 2010