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Pork Chop and Bang

The day before Steak and a BJ day, March 13th. Pork Chop and Bang day is used in pre-celebration when there are unfortunate conflicting plans on March 14th.
George had to settle for a pork chop and bang due to a family dinner planned on March 14th.
by El Jackwagon May 11, 2018
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”
by Alex Simms April 29, 2019
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Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.
That politician is thick as a pork market
by hawkman507 July 9, 2022
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Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020
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pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices
Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"
by Planchet March 2, 2010
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Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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Stuffed Pork Chop

When you've fucked a fat person who's missing all of their limbs
"Hey Bro, last night I fucked this fat chick that had no arms and no kegs!". "You mean you ate your first Stuffed Pork Chop, Bro!"
by Brojaam January 20, 2019
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