Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 07, 2022
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Stuffed Pork Chop

When you've fucked a fat person who's missing all of their limbs
"Hey Bro, last night I fucked this fat chick that had no arms and no kegs!". "You mean you ate your first Stuffed Pork Chop, Bro!"
by Brojaam January 20, 2019
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Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices
Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"
by Planchet March 03, 2010
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nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.
Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.
by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016
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Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.
I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.
by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018
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