Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"
by AppleCartJack February 08, 2017
by bighead912 January 09, 2012
One man sitting between two other men while jerking them off at the same time. The physical motion is reminiscent of down hill skiing. The 3M refers to the act being done with 3 men.
The best 3M ski pole I have witnessed was when my boyfriend was jerking my bother and his best friend off at his birthday party.
by Twoeightylover November 29, 2022
That BBoy somehow ruined my gat when he shot it! Man that’s crazy that we would break the fishing pole like that!
by Terry Bad Ice October 01, 2017
Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
by Alleigh May 22, 2008
by chris markham May 08, 2007
Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.
She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !
by samgolfing December 12, 2011