poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous

lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)

by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016

King Poke

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.

That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.

by JiggleB November 11, 2016

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

Tuna Poke

Slapped directly in the face with a pussy.

If you don't shut up I'll tuna poke the shit out of you!

by TuckN'Roll October 26, 2018

Rear naked poke

Get a girl in a rear naked choke from the back and stick your dick deep inside

I was bangin this chick last night and got behind of her and got her in a rear naked poke

by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019