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poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.
"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."
by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008
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jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.
Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010
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Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.
Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
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Let's not let this pie go stale

A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.
Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!
by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009
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Lemon pie

The act of having vaginal intercourse. Once the male has ejaculated inside the woman, he then proceeds to urinate into the woman's vagina. After this has happened the woman proceeds to push both the ejaculate and the urine out of her vagina.
I totally lemon pied my girl friend last night.

Dude I introduced pee into the relationship by lemon pieing my girl last night.
by Sqaides February 28, 2011
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Cod piece

A thong-like cover for your male junk that almost always has padding. Has a design on it.
Sigfried and Roy both wear fabulously fruity Cod Pieces.
by Southpark69666 October 6, 2005
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Clit Piercing

The piercing of the clitoris (female organ sensitive to pleasure).

It is said that riding on a bus with your clit pierced is a very orgasmic experience
sally had just gotten a clit piercing. When she was riding the bus home, the vibrations caused her to have multiple orgasms, and left her looking 10 years younger.
by clitrider69 May 16, 2006
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