Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.
by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality
person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?
person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi
person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi
by swammer98 July 23, 2017

by Nazzo22 April 1, 2009

by scooty mcdooty February 15, 2009

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.
by nethcev! September 8, 2006

The word little person is derived from the other words such as midget, dwarf, and peck.
These are a rare breed of smaller people. They average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. When they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. Midget's are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them.
Midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. At times they can be found in your dog houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. Under any circumstance should you ever check your dog's house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! They are known for biting and headbutts.
They are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make the world seem bigger to them.
They tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen in the day. If one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. They are rare and are very ill-tempered. They are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. There is a new group in south that now collects all different types of midgets. The rarest of them all is the Pale Iranian Asian Midget.
Do not under any circumstances try to fight with them. They are strong and extremely dangerous. Their strongest attacks are the famous Headbutt and bite.
I myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on eBay.
Warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, Please! use extreme caution, I have been scarred for life, I have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don't make the same mistake I did, bring your sugar. Your chances will be 80% more successful at catching and eventually taming the midget.
These are a rare breed of smaller people. They average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. When they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. Midget's are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them.
Midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. At times they can be found in your dog houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. Under any circumstance should you ever check your dog's house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! They are known for biting and headbutts.
They are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make the world seem bigger to them.
They tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen in the day. If one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. They are rare and are very ill-tempered. They are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. There is a new group in south that now collects all different types of midgets. The rarest of them all is the Pale Iranian Asian Midget.
Do not under any circumstances try to fight with them. They are strong and extremely dangerous. Their strongest attacks are the famous Headbutt and bite.
I myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on eBay.
Warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, Please! use extreme caution, I have been scarred for life, I have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don't make the same mistake I did, bring your sugar. Your chances will be 80% more successful at catching and eventually taming the midget.
Cindy: Mom! look at the peck!
Mom: Cindy! don't call small people that, peck is a slang term like midget.
Cindy: But mom I saw in the Movie Willow and Madmordagan called the small person a peck!
Mom: please cindy im asking you, stop being so hurtful, they have small feelings.
Tommy: Mom! Im gonna catch that midget!!
Dad: Lets do this Tommy, this one looks rare! Becareful though this one looks like a head butter, they go for the stomach if they can reach it but will sometiems go for the nads.
Midget: Mi..Mi..Midget.. Midget.. Midget
Cindy: He's calling more midgets, I think we should leave.
Mom: Please little person we mean no harm!
Cindy: I got the sugar packets!!
Dad: we did not come all this way for nothing, TOM, Get the Net!, Cindy sprikle the sugar by that tree!
Tommy: I think we can get him Dad, he's going for the sugar!
Cindy: Hurry dad do it, he is licking all the sugar!!
Dad: Got em!
Tommy: Dad, I think when we get home I should order more sugar packets from eBay. The auction ends tomorrow and ill bid on the last 10 seconds.
Mom: Cindy! don't call small people that, peck is a slang term like midget.
Cindy: But mom I saw in the Movie Willow and Madmordagan called the small person a peck!
Mom: please cindy im asking you, stop being so hurtful, they have small feelings.
Tommy: Mom! Im gonna catch that midget!!
Dad: Lets do this Tommy, this one looks rare! Becareful though this one looks like a head butter, they go for the stomach if they can reach it but will sometiems go for the nads.
Midget: Mi..Mi..Midget.. Midget.. Midget
Cindy: He's calling more midgets, I think we should leave.
Mom: Please little person we mean no harm!
Cindy: I got the sugar packets!!
Dad: we did not come all this way for nothing, TOM, Get the Net!, Cindy sprikle the sugar by that tree!
Tommy: I think we can get him Dad, he's going for the sugar!
Cindy: Hurry dad do it, he is licking all the sugar!!
Dad: Got em!
Tommy: Dad, I think when we get home I should order more sugar packets from eBay. The auction ends tomorrow and ill bid on the last 10 seconds.
by Jerrygo March 4, 2008
