Penis

what i stuck in your mom last night :)

Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!

by BigOJohnny December 28, 2005

Penis

The male reproductive and urinary organ. It generally dangles down from the body of the owner and varies in length depending on several factors, namely:
The person who is telling you;
The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that)
The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches)

etc

Roger has a penis that reaches the floor. Pity it starts between his ears.

by diddlee792 January 13, 2010

Penis

A penis is a mans body part that he likes to stick into vaginas x

Jack has a penis in Jill

by SuckDicksForFun123 April 18, 2019

Penis

The only part of a man's that CANNOT be small in order to get a woman.

Woman: You may be in shape, but if your dick is too small, no love for you!

by Ash-ho February 7, 2005

Penis

Something Girls Like

Benny:Hey Everybody Look at my cock*Sticks his penis out*
Hooker:OMG it's so big!

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Penis

I male organ!

Kyle Lodmeir, who needs to go out with Melissa! He likes to cyber and kiss Melissa! He is obsesed with a girl he cant have (holly) and is hott! and is full of him-self!

by Maemlyissa (im spanish) July 9, 2003

Penis

the word you get when you combine pen and is.

ok heres it is
pen+is=penis!

by bloopypoop September 22, 2005