A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
by Vijay238 August 6, 2014
Get the Pant Burnmug. When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
Get the Sassage Pantsmug. When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection
Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”
Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips
Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips
by Pant line123 January 7, 2020
Get the Pant linemug. Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
Get the juky pantsmug. by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020
Get the Funky Pantsmug. Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants
by Pickle pants May 17, 2021
Get the Pickle Pantsmug. by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023
Get the Stretchy-Pantsmug.