1.n. in reference to the chest region of a woman, "Tits Almighty" is a size of equal or greater value to DD bra size.
2.n. big ass tits
2.n. big ass tits
by Velement and Unkillable June 18, 2005
The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
by Jone Merler February 08, 2006
That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!
by M Reebs July 29, 2006
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
by bac292 March 19, 2008
A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between. This generally unattractive condition thus makes the boobs resemble a pair of penguin feet.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
"Dude, her boobs looked good in that shirt, but once she took off her push-up bra she had total penguin tits. It was an illusion bro."
by Penguin Tits are Boner Killers May 01, 2010
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