Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.

John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.

by jamill14 June 9, 2011

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

Lit Sticks

jJust being lit but not actually on fire it mean that you lite your friends sticks.

"you are lit sticks"- Sam

by litmuskticks January 10, 2021

flavor stick

A flavor of penises that only occur rarely, approximately once every 10,000 years in humans or animals. The flavor can vary wildly from pizza flavor to diarrhea flavor. It can be used as a means of peace or weapon of mass destruction and genocide. It is wildly speculated that a man with a flavor stick appeared in the world trade center and Bush solely saved the world by crashing planes into him.

Zack: Dude, I have a flavor stick, I think it is KFC flavor.
Zane: *Pulls out gun and assassinates him* I did it.....I saved the world

by Corn D. Bread March 14, 2018

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019