Lip Balm

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm
person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips
by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019
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Lip fest

(1) A party or gathering in which 80% of the attendees are female..cus of their vaginas. (2) A reverse sausage fest.
(1) "Dude come to this party it's a total Lip fest."

(2) "Man this baby shower is a huge Lip fest"
(3) "I heard the bachelorette party was a complete Lip fest."
by SUPER DRAGON!! August 23, 2015
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lip tit

Is the pimple that gets right on your lip, lookin just like a tit
"Hey bill looks like you got yourself a lip tit"
by GHooosh February 25, 2016
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Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood
Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped
by Javis1978 April 05, 2019
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Lip Moshing

An act similar to kissing, but far more brutal. It involves thrashing, intense tongue movement and head banging centred around the lip area. Usually done between romantically involved metal-heads during a brutal deathcore breakdown.
Person 1: What the hell was that? Im filing a domestic violence report!
Person 2: chillax ya turtle sphincter, we're just Lip Moshing.
Person 1: ohhhh, ok! Now i know!
*both high five while freeze frame jumping*
by BûkWrrm665.9 September 12, 2014
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Charleston Lip

One of many gurnjuries a drug taker may recieve after taking amphetamines/narcotics and other drugs. Particularly associated with MDMA and ecstacy, Charleston Lip is where ones lips change colour, swell up or generally change their appearance in response to the drug.

Symptoms may include:
Purple/red/pink lips
Chewed lips
Intense gurning

Synonym for gurning

Named after the infamous Charles Soares
"Charles is chewing his face off again, must be a case of the old Charleston lip"
by Fifi1989 June 20, 2011
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Curt lips

People with abnormally small lips
OMG my 7th grade history teacher curt has such small curt lips
by Prime makers June 23, 2022
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