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Regal Juice

(n) The combined garbage you left at a movie theatre that later ferments into what is known as "regal juice". The lonely nachos you paid $15 for and still refused to eat. The dehydrated soy bean oil disguised as "buttery topping" that you incisted be layed five times with popcorn that has never touched a popcorn scoop. The juice from your wasted (and racist) "señor Carlos" jalapeños. The sad suicide slushy you demanded to be mixed in a specific order. The gray ketchup left on the remainder of your green hotdog. If you don't take your gallon sized cup home to bring back later for free refills; the dribbles of your Coke Zero mixed with regular coke (if you're on a diet, you're doing it wrong).

All this stews at the bottom of trash cans, trash compactors, "wooshs", and "tanks". If you have ever worked at a Regal Theatre, you know exactly what regal juice smells like, and how sad it is when you get any on you.
Usher 1: "Dude! I was throwing that trash bag into the compactor and the discount trash bag broke open and spilled all over me!"

Usher 2: "seriously, you can smell the regal juice a mile away. Too bad you can't go home to take a shower, it's Christmas and we still have 13 hours left in the shift."
by Hunchnia January 3, 2017
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chola juice

The grease that comes off a cholas crunchy wet looking hair.
Any action, phrase, gesture that you would see/hear that a chola say or do.
That girl must have used sharpies on her eyebrow, that's some chola juice shit right there.
Like my new nike cortez shoes? No those are some chola juice shoes.
Dang girl you're pregnant again? Chola juice for sure.
My cousin went off on some girl at school, she got all chola juice on her ass.
by KravMagaJoe April 1, 2015
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lava juiced

When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.
"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"

"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."
by Jaysaac chobes January 22, 2013
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Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.
"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"
by jaikomodo December 10, 2021
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nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.
My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.
by Ballboy October 24, 2017
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Juice bomb

A term used in golf to describe when your golf ball bounces off the paved cart path, thus increasing the distance of your shot.
Big Jon just ass-blasted a drive on 14 that bounced right off the cart path; a true juice bomb!
by Tin Cup Chalice February 1, 2023
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Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.
Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.
by WEB Dabois January 22, 2020
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