Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

Raw toast

A slang joke for Latina woman who hasnt had sex yet

Damn girl, you're raw toast can I take your virginity?

by devilbrine April 1, 2017

Disgusted toast

A: Popular Among Us streamer/content creator who actively plays with other streamers such as Hafu, 5up, Sykunno, and Valkyrae.

B: The only thing rarer than two bullets colliding with each other is a Disgusted Toast video title without "17,700 IQ" in it.

Intro: "Hah! Disgusted Toast" (This guy's toast)
"How did you do that Toast?!"

Toast: "I'm pretty sure I saw someone fake Dragon"
Everyone: "What's dragon?"
Toast: "DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR FACE"
Everyone: "I'm voting Toast"

by WeegeeFan March 22, 2021

Shit on Toast

Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.

I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.

by bbones October 25, 2009

stink on toast

It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.

Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.

by Cassandra J. May 19, 2008

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!

oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003