THUMB ONE

The act of packing a bong or boal, preferably using your thumb to cram the last bit in.

"Come on bro..thumb one up"

by Scott October 23, 2004

One Wiper

A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).

Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!

by UP 1 March 30, 2008

one way

To think only about oneself. To be selfish.

His is just one way when it comes to doing favors.

by D.David July 16, 2007

Move of One

Move of one is siting chillin and easting something salty.

I explained than I need to drink 3 beers in move of one. He still didn't understand. So I take one beer and drink it just to shove. I also bought nuts

by colonpowell January 9, 2009

filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".

Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.

by Lafurnace July 13, 2014

The chosen one

We don't know who the chosen one really is he's a mysterious figure he could be anyone he is a legend when will we get the chance to meet the all mighty chosen one?

Guy: I am the chosen one
Dude: No you're not

by Joe_Mama69420 August 27, 2020

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022