Florida

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017

Florida

Hell on earth.
The people are crazy there.
There its 10000 degrees 24/7.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Juan: Oye compadre! ¿Remember when we lived in Florida?
Santiago: *War Flashbacks*
Juan: Bro? Estas alright?
Santiago: ...
Juan: Comp-
Santiago: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN SOCIETY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM GOING TO BREAK IN SOMEONES HOUSE AND COOK MY BREAKFAST IN THERE! IM GONNA DRINK 7.12 GALLONS OF COOKING OIL! IDGAF ABOUT MY OR ANYONE LIFE! IM GONNA HIJACK A BUS AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO WHICH IS 3.574 MILES FROM HERE!
Juan: He's gone full loco! He's even using the imperial system!

by TF2_Fan69 May 06, 2021

Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

by Mk_is_cool July 06, 2021

Florida

idk much about it but i can tell you that georgenotfound isn’t there

dream: where is george
twitter: HE MUST BE IN FLORIDA

by starrydnfontwt April 09, 2021

Florida

Dont come we b shootin shit in the 407 n 386

Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407

Where u from?

Da 386 where u kant go

by FL SLYDA JIT February 03, 2020

florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021

Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022