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Date night

Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
by Red John's Friend January 25, 2022
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Bitch Night

a night to gather with people that have mutual hatred of other people,things,etc. and then talking/bitching about those things/people/etc/
Hey guys, let's get together and have a bitch night. i really need to bitch about this new hoe at work and Jess is also being annoying lately. No one likes her now..
by Jewel Girl April 3, 2010
mugGet the Bitch Nightmug.

wired on the night

1. A state of hyperactivity or generally feeling high and possibly not functioning normally due to staying awake for too long

2. Feeling very awake despite it being late

3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
"I've slept so little, I can't even understand the definition of this phrase on urban dictionary so I'm looking at the example because I'm so wired on the night!"
by word on the street October 31, 2013
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Night Show

Usually taking place in The Hills... an event where you pop pills snort snow and have sex
Are u sure you wanna party at the Night Show
by Blame Trey February 4, 2019
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Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.
“bro why r u smiling?”
Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”
by AgayBitch April 10, 2022
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Night Hag

A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.
Kennedys Grandma

Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag

Oliver: Ragity hoe
by Night Hag!1!1 July 12, 2019
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Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"
Dude, you had night humps last night

Discover my night humps
by Shibunu June 16, 2010
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