Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome

by Afreur August 19, 2024

nailed

(vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.

“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”

by Frozen Prevert October 18, 2024

nail polish remover junkies

me

nail polish remover junkies

by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

nine inch nail

1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.

2. A dick that's nine inches.

1. Trent Reznor's my favorite Nine Inch Nail.

2. That's quite the nine inch nail you've got there.

by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021

Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.

Damn nice cum nails Melanie!

by kabar6 August 4, 2022