by kingofminetn May 29, 2022
Get the Murder mug.Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
Get the Murder Monkey mug.On December 18th, the owner will exact vengeance on the members who have tormented him. This only lasts one day, and the member is unable to stop the destruction.
Member: That was a wonderful event yesterday, where we beat up the owner.
Owner: It's now my turn to seek vengeance it's Murder the member day.
Member: Oh nooooo!
Owner: It's now my turn to seek vengeance it's Murder the member day.
Member: Oh nooooo!
by Seiferious December 17, 2021
Get the Murder the member day mug.Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari
by Bob from acnh the best cat! March 24, 2022
Get the accidently murdered mug.The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.
The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.
by He who knows11 March 26, 2022
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