monopoly

noun.
exclusive control of a commodity or service in a given market, or control that makes possible the fixing of prices and the virtual elimination of free competition.

Microsoft has a monopoly on PC computer operating systems.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005

Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints August 8, 2008

Monosex

A term coined to describe sex with only one person. Otherwise known as "Mastrubation"
This term can be used to make men and women feel not so lonely about the fact that they have no one to touch their dark sectors, mainly due to excessive playing of the game "World of Warcraft"

Guy 1- Dude i had monosex for like 20 minutes last night!

Guy 2- I would have but i was too busy getting my Night Elf to level 68!

Guy 1- DUDE!!!!1!!!111!!one!eleven!!!

by Tyishwa / St Crispy January 9, 2009

Serial Monogamy

The practice of being absolutely faithful to the one you are with... at the moment

Jojo: Except when she is with John, Joe, Steve or Wyatt, Nicole is pretty faithful to Tim.

Doris: Dude, that's Serial Monogamy!

by WngsThtWrk April 8, 2010

monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

monoscreaism

Against screaming for joy

im monoscreaism please.

by rognovneourp November 12, 2006

Monotang

A single purpose folder little kiddies buy when they are going back to school. Not to be confused with a duotang because the monotang only serves one purpose; to hold paper.

A monotang is a ghetto ass folder used for holding paper, nothing else.

by EVX180 September 25, 2009