international mommy milker day 

June 7. on this day, your boyfriend gets to suckle on mommy’s beautiful milkies.

Lemme see your tits, its international mommy milker day!

international mommy milker day by bigblackmonkeballsHD June 7, 2021

Influencer Mommy 

An woman who is addicted to social media. They usually do family vlogging and lifestyle videos. They have lots of kids. They usually have kids every year and dont stop breeding until they hit menopause thus meaning they have lots of babies. They even have children that are in their early adulthood and they dont take that as a sign to stop having kids. They are always pregnant. they have a compulsive disorder to get pregnant and exaggerate pregnancy, claiming that women who are pregnant are super heroes of the sort but in reality they are just like any other human being. They try to act involved in their childrens lives but behind the scenes they usually hire their parents to look after their kids. They only wear neutral colors and have they are blondes with their hair let down in a mid part in loose curls. They get ALL of their clothing from free brand promotions. They are very unrelatable and have dry humor They sit in front of a camera and record their kids for money. They also get all their products and clothes from brand sponsorships. They always order starbucks. They live in large mansions in Beverly hills, California, or Las Vegas. Their humor is very dry, they often think that it is cool or even relatable but its just ass. They are very bland and unrelatable, along with the fact that they are incredibly dramatic and unfunny. Examples of popular Influencer mommies are: Abbie Herbert, Krystiana Tiana, Brooke Ashley Hall, Esthalla Ortiz, Savannah Labrant, etc.

Influencer Mommy: Omg brent just turned 5 today, I love him so much! My little teddy bear! Dont forget to watch my new vlog!

Any sane being: Ew she is such a stuck up influencer mommy

Influencer Mommy by imvalidanduknowit January 28, 2022

latina mommy 

my wife

latina mommy is my wife ngl

latina mommy by yeatcordreal March 21, 2022

I'm the Mommy that's why! 

This is a phrase a mother uses to assert herself over her children. In one simple sentence she shows dominance over her offspring and reminds her children that she does does not have to explain herself or her decisions to them.

This is a phrase used by a mom when her child...
A.) Has done something wrong and mom is telling him or her to stop.
B.) Is about to do something wrong and is caught and mom tells him or her not do it.
C.) Is asking for something and Mom says, "No!".

In all of these instances the child would more than likely repeat this phrase, "But why"! In the beginning the mother may say, "Im the Mommy that's why", but usually the mother will say no several times until she feels like she going to explode.

(In the grocery store)

Little Joey: Mommy can we get donuts from the bakery.
Mom: Not today sweety
Joey: Please Mom
Mom: No, Joey, not today.
Joey: (Starts to fake cry) Its not fair, you never get me anything.
Mom: Thats not true, stop with the fake tears and a big a boy or youre going to be in trouble.
Joey: (He raises his voice) Just tell me why, mommy. Why cant we get them? Why?

Mom: (Mom lowers her voice into a growl and gets close to Joey face) I'm the Mommy that's why!

I'm the Mommy that's why! by PsychStudent101 July 21, 2016

bend over mommy 

bend over mommy

bend over mommy :D <3

bend over mommy by Bend over mommy November 23, 2016

fun-sized mommy 

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

fun-sized mommy by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

On my mommy 

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years

Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)

On my mommy by On my mommy October 24, 2022