Mobettify

(mo-bet-i-fi)To make Mo-Betta
"mobettified" after you've made mo-betta

Hey man this cars a fuckin' piece of crap right now, but we can mobettify that shit with some new rims and a paint job.

by Ted Davis March 17, 2007

mole kick

To kick a douche bag in the shins.

A guy at Suede in Tulsa told Julia she looked like his mom from behind, so she mole kicked him.

by Pcarney September 4, 2007

Mobile Drunkard Unit

A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.

Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.

by Brot7zo October 23, 2007

mole wacked

Halo
using an empty rocket laucher as a club to beat down an opponet

HA HA You got mole wacked b!tch

by silent ray February 20, 2008

moblogymous

having allegiance to one particular blog

I used to be moblogymous with my Live Journal but lately Facebook and I have been enagged in an passionate, adulterous relationship.

by Yingli January 12, 2009

mobilebomb

A mobile spinoff of the Jägerbomb, a mobile bomb is created by emptying 1/3 to 1/2 of a Rockstar energy drink and filling the can with Jägermeister. The end result is a mobile bomb, able to be sipped or chugged per the drinker's desire.

Great for cities that allow drinking outside of bars (Las Vegas, for example) and for taking to parties.

The mobilebomb is usually saluted before drinking by exclaiming "Mobilebombs!" in a cheerful tone, unless of course the drinking party wishes to keep the fact that they're consuming alcohol undercover...

"Luis took the mobilebomb to the party and got so sloshed he started peddling stripclub cards on the streets."

by Aguirrrrrreeee October 9, 2008

Mobile Proxy Shopping

The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.

"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"

by Grenex March 17, 2010