Milkshake

Saving your jizz in a blender until full, tell tell your victim you made milkshakes and wank off whilst watching them chug that shit down like there’s no tomorrow through the key whole to there bedroom

“Hey ma you want a milkshake I made some?” (2 mins later) *fapp *clap *fapp *fapp “oh yeaaaaaa so hot”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Milkshake

To Milkshake someone is a political protest towards individuals, often politicians, with whom one disagrees. Simply throw the milkshake over the offending individual to make your opposing political views known. Popularised in the UK in May 2019.

The Lone Ranger Milkshaked the odious, little Englander as he peddled his nasty views on the streets of Newcastle.

by The Lone Ranger May 20, 2019

hersheys milkshake

chocolate spunk gargle...not too creamy...not too chocolatey....not too spunky...just right

You’re hersheys milkshake is not too creamy or chocolatey. It’s not even too spunky, it’s just right

by Big gav 123 December 10, 2019

kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

poliwog milkshake

Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.

Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.

by RedwoodRed June 25, 2024

Frosty milkshake

After getting a boobjob a man ejaculates on to the bare breasts of the woman, next the man slaps the woman's cum drenched boobs making them jiggle or "shake" with the milky cum all over them.

Tula slapped Marcus after he gave her a frosty milkshake.

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

milkshake

1. A drink that brings all the boys to the yard
2. Is made from milk/ice cream and strawberries/chocolate/vanilla extract in most cases
3. Describing a women's body

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I say; "Man that woman must have some sweet dairy confectionary!"

by Lonely Trash Can August 25, 2016