Midge

n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.

The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"

"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."

"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"

by Bon Jabb April 24, 2006

migger

A person who mig welds

" Hey, hurry up and finsh your welds you dumb migger."

by shane June 5, 2004

brooklyn midget

Banging your lady from behind in the window and after you blow throwing the her ass out the window.

Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.

by Liono January 12, 2008

emotional midget

A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...

emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.

by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009

Migger

A mexican who thinks he's African American.

Man that mex is such a migger.

by A mish August 26, 2004

Midgetalia

Midgetalia (n): a normal sized man with an unfortunately tiny genital area, otherwise known as the testicles/dick area.

Midgetalia (n): a midget's dick.

I'm sure you'll find lots of midgetalia in the men's locker room.

In Austin Powers Goldmember, Mini-Me whipped out his midgetalia. It was like a baby's arm holding an apple.

by buster709 July 21, 2010

Midget

A very stubby armed, stubby legged person who needs to go through a taffy stretcher

Midget: *walks into a gardening store and taps on a person who works there* "e-excuse me.. wheres your miracle grow?"

by BeautyFag123 May 9, 2014