Mexican Automatic

When driving a standard, having someone in the passenger seat shift the car for you when you step on the clutch.

Jake was lighting a smoke so I pulled a mexican automatic and shifted gears for him.

by Shieldsdleihs November 11, 2010

Mexican Moped

Mexican Moped is another name for a burro (small donkey).

Chris - Hey Gus, we need more Cerveza por favor.
Griff - Yeah, Jump on your Mexican Moped and get some.
Gus - Si Senior.

by Christov September 11, 2012

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022

Mexican Hookshot

When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.

Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..

Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.

by Chris "The Impact" February 1, 2010

Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.

The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied

by aglasson April 12, 2010

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018