Mental Cigaret

for those who dont smoke but still like to relax after sex
(AFTER SEX) man rolls over on back staring at the ceiling with a straight face.
woman says whats wrong?
mans says nothing takes a deep breath then speaks " Nothing Sweet Thang just smoking a mental cigaret"
by flamboyant21211144 March 22, 2011
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mental person

A derogatory name used by an uneducated person in their description of a person who seemingly suffers with Mental Health.

I.e

Psychosis/ Personality disorder/ Bipolar /Schizophrenia or any other undefined or undiagnosed seeming Mental Abnormality.
I'm trying to get the Fuck away from that Mental Person. They won't leave me alone. Fuck this. I'm off.
by Die Meister December 15, 2015
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an upcoming jackass-like team based in swansea
it currently has 3 members
kyle rolfe
adam reese
james murphy
i cant wait for the next episode of mental mental chicken oriental
by kyle rolfe March 27, 2007
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Mental Rolodex

A group or random collection of past events that a dumbass female will use against a man while engaged in an arguement to attempt to make said man feel as shitty as humanly possible. Even though majority of these said events at the present time are outdated and no longer apply to the current conversation.
My wife flipped through her Mental Rolodex to give me shit during an arguement by telling me that I should have married my Ex-girlfriend knowing damn well that cunt cheated on me.
by Women are fucking pointless March 31, 2010
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Mentally Gay

A person is mentally gay when they "blow" your mind.
by Chazzykk October 02, 2009
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Mental Block

When you completely ignore someone.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dave?
Person 1: Davveee?!

Person 1: OOh you putting a mental block on me ehh?

This can then be adapted for wherever you are such as a room block.
Example 2:
Person 1: Dave?

Person 2: Alright Dave how are ya?

Person 3: Hes put a room block on us all.
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Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.
I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.
by Sigmund Hylkema December 24, 2007
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