A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
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person 2 (in his head): I have no idea what this Melonbreath is saying.
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