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Math Nerd

A person who loves math, and enjoys doing hard math problems for fun or for challenging him or herself. Sometimes if a person in Math Class in school that is a math nerd, may say for a assignment, "Math Rocks!" and the other people say "shut up nerd!", "Math sucks bum!", "Nerd!"
James: "Math Rocks"
Student 1: "Nerd"!
Student 2: "Bum!"
Student 3: "Math sucks nerd!"
Stduent 4: "You are retarded!"
Student 5: "Math sucks!"
James: "You guys only think math sucks cause you can't do a simple math problem!"
Student 3: "No, we just don't wanna do math problems and do other crappy stuff! We have lifes you know!"
Student 3: "Your a Math Nerd!"
by ...X...X...X...X...X March 6, 2009
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Math Fraud

When the student who fails to solve an exam math question decides to sue the teacher or school by falsely claiming that the question is incorrectly posed or that it has allegedly more than one valid answer, which is unfair to the problem solver.
Don was such a bigly loser for failing to answer more than half of the SAT math questions that his parents have frivolously filed three lawsuits against the teacher, the principal, and the school for math fraud.
by MathPlus November 5, 2020
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math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.
Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!
by The Governor June 3, 2004
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Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
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Math Says No

Commonly used by those withing the "nerd" world, math says no when one is attempting to do something that is mathematically impossible.
Try putting a pop can in a pill bottle, without modifying the pop can, math says no.
by sdmented June 28, 2009
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Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"
by Chaz114 February 16, 2010
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math help

1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
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