lord jolam

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin

all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z

by sir balero May 24, 2023

lord of the flies

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots

Fuck Lord of the Flies

by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023

Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023

Dark-Lord

Some who consume a serious amounts of pain and start to see the world through the 3rd dementia eyes.

I am a Dark-Lord now “I don’t care about things that don’t matter to my progression that includes family, friends, Civilians and more.

by Goth boy March 17, 2023

lord moment

Being dog-water and throwing

Dang joe really pulled a lord moment

by Uberweiss January 18, 2023

Lord Winfield

The act of being defecated upon while inside a zorb ball and then being immediately rolled down a hill

My partner and I are going to the old sledding hill to enjoy a Lord Winfield.

by Gcostanza54 February 6, 2023

lords of fortune

A treasure hunting company engaged in recovering the GOAT, the Greatest Of All Treasures from the 1909 sunken shipwreck, the Millionaires' Ship, the palatial White Star Liner RMS Republic located 50 nm south of Nantucket Island.

Lords of Fortune is a treasure hunting company.

by Imagixx April 24, 2023