doin a kenny loggins

Expelling solid log shaped excrement from the anus.

Doing a poo

Where’s Frank?

Frank ducked into the bathroom, he’s doin a Kenny loggins

by $tevil February 17, 2021

logic grenade

A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent

Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade

by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008

logicalicity

the process of applying personal logic to an action or question

~someone presents a difficult question to an audience,
a person in the audience thinks and responds with a dignified and intelligent answer
(the friend) "how did you know that?!"
(the respondent) "it's just logicalicity!"

by avtr June 13, 2008

logical lozz

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.

A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"

by Lozz! September 27, 2009

Loggymain

Loggymain is the shit, he knows all, and sees all...he is the best person you will ever find and the best fuck you will ever have... you cant get him out of your head no matter how hard you try it is impossible to do .... if you happen to find Loggymain you are truly blessed.. try to take him out and make him feel good and fuck him it would be the best thing you could do with your life. i think you can find him on yahoo

guy: Damn look at loggymain he is so fucking awsome.

hot girl: oh my god i wanna fuck him so bad.
guy: you should.

hot girl: oh im gonna you just wate..

by loggymain May 6, 2010

logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are

Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !

by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011

loggers gold

Ass whipe, toilet paper..something very rare in the mountains..

Hey, don't use all the loggers gold, i need some too.

by raddad123456789 December 17, 2014