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Wet-Logging

The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly

(warning: this is extremely dangerous)
Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"
by Luigi123456789101112 November 15, 2011
mugGet the Wet-Loggingmug.

Dry Log

"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry", said Bob as he gave Lucy a dry log.
by noparking2 June 1, 2011
mugGet the Dry Logmug.

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
by seanyB September 25, 2010
mugGet the Logging outmug.

Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.
Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"
by thezapperbam December 15, 2012
mugGet the Lincoln Logmug.

log hound

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
mugGet the log houndmug.

log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.
Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!
by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003
mugGet the log offmug.

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020
mugGet the Linkin Logmug.

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