dildo-legged

the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function

Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...

by DJ_Murdock May 31, 2011

Frog leg

1. (n) A small bent marijuana cigarette.

Give me a toke of that frog leg.

by mophoneman May 28, 2018

Gamer legs

When you're a hardcore gamer with an arkward leg position whilst pwning on games - the result after a couple of years is having loss quite a large amount of hair from the backs of your legs due to such harsh gaming the friction has caused hair loss

Craig wondered why it looked like someone had shaved his back of his leg. I cryed with laughter until upon further inpection of my own legs I realised I also was bald as a fucking coot. Gamer legs for life

by ddpro October 11, 2009

Legs

To take a shit and/or something with poop-like qualities.

I took a fat legs after that MCDonalds breakfast and coffee. The waves look like legs.

by Legs Pacino November 11, 2012

stretching legs

another term for a girl to finger herself

Last night, a girl was stretching legs on cam.

by majesta January 1, 2007

Cotton leg

a twitching of the leg in response to genital stimulation and/or inner thigh pinching.

The lady and I were foolin' around the other night. She did something crazy with the boys and I got the cotton leg.

by h stormer November 25, 2010

jangle leg

a man with an extremely large penis

Girl that jangle leg rooted my pussy so fine, I couldn't walk for a week.

by Cap'n Swag November 24, 2017