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footlong larry 

a male with an abnormally large penis. usually admired by his fellow male classmates, and yearned for by his female ones.
lisa: "last night i slept with this amazing guy"
amanda: "oh really?"
lisa: "yeah but he was no footlong larry."
footlong larry by tufanda October 15, 2008

Muddy Larry 

A man that does not wash his dick after anal sex. Also know as having poop dick.
Rusty is such a Muddy Larry, he never washes after anal sex.
Muddy Larry by GoodGirlGinger October 1, 2015

Demon Larry 

A demon Larry is like a dark Larry on steroids. She/he will legit jump off a cliff if someone in the ship asked for it. She/he knows everything about Louis and Harry and spends to much time reading smut
Demon Larry by Muria5678 June 14, 2016

Jerry Garry Barry Larry 

A weirdo that no one actually likes once you get to know him. He seems sweet but don't let that fool you. He's pretty weird and doesn't do much. ( Referenced from NBC's "Parks and Recreation")
Ugh. Stop being such a Jerry Garry Barry Larry.

Taking a Larry 

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.
Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"

The Larry 

The little bit of of leftover beer in your bottle that is too warm to drink. See disgusting.
We dared Jim to drink all of The Larrys in the kitchen after the party last night.

Did he do it?

Yeah. He was still drunk.
The Larry by Cheela June 20, 2006