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Landing strip 

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit
A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

landon vick 

The sexiest dude you’ll ever see . don’t leave your girl around him to long....he a gangster!
ohhh hide ya girls landon vick is here ...
landon vick by anonymous November 17, 2020

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landons penis will send you to the hospital
Landon’s penis by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

Landon Royer 

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that
Large head of doom. He will kill you, and your family. Watch out. He also has sex with his pillow. He is a very sad human being. Stupid CRINGE.
Landon is the gum on my foot.
A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.
landon is defined as a midget
landon by tggegh September 18, 2021