smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

kitty killer

anyone who masturbates!

everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. If you masturbate then you ARE a kitty killer :

by emily_XTC August 2, 2008

kitty bear

an animal that usually has one horn. it is VERY ugly. it can be found galloping through fields with sophies

"hey tessa, look at that!"
"what the fuck is that?!"
"why, a kitty bear of course!"

by Kittybear22 April 26, 2008

Kitty Corner

The stupid sounding version of cattty corner found exclusively in Indiana.

Sometimes grasshoppers live kitty corner to pies.

by Smarty Guy January 27, 2009

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

by wiccanferret October 28, 2008

pretty kitty

A felin that loves his owner but will put a paw up if he is felling down.

Hey pretty kitty(put's paw in owners face)!!!!!!!!

by poo August 28, 2003

kitty poo

Kitty poo is a term used for a yeast infection. It has a double meaning. Kitty can mean vagina. While some say that a yeast infection smells like cat feces.

Chelsea must have a kitty poo, did you smell that?

by Michelle April 19, 2004