Jonathan

A sweet and adorable 13 year old man I truly love and adore so much that I could hug him and squeeze him to death (not really), he’s literally the love of my life and I cannot let go of him no matter what situation we’re in. I will continue to die for this man. -written by anna

"A sweet and precious boy named jonathan."

by UrbanAnna April 25, 2022

Jonathan Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed

Jonathan Shiell is one of the best people I know

by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023

Jonathan

A dumbass!

Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!

by Luv07 November 22, 2023

Jonathan

Evil man. Will break your heart then suddenly ghost you forever

Jonathan is an asshole

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.

Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024