Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down
If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!
by Littleutahbird February 26, 2022
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johnson tingle

when a black person tries to grab your shaft unconsensually while your fully clothed
Trey tried to give me the old Johnson tingle at lunch
by 69420lol March 19, 2022
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Slick Johnson

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken
by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018
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Johnson (Okorie)

adjective;

a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.
That Johnson (Okorie) can be such a comedian.
by Yash himself July 28, 2021
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A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".
Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.
by Annon2019 March 25, 2019
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Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.
by Deour March 26, 2018
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lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool
who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson
by butterballbigdick April 29, 2022
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