A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

NOUN
Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

by gjac March 11, 2015

by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017
