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Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020
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Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show
my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!
by stud-nugget September 22, 2015
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jizz gaymz

NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012
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Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
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jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
by jizz creamery April 19, 2022
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jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess
I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning
by gjac March 11, 2015
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Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!
Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!
by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017
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