Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009

Japanese style raincoat graphitti

A style of graphitti using fat tipped markers or crayon streakers typically found in urban areas that are consistently inhabited such as dive bar restrooms and transit stations.

Ben- yo my boy Dolan got that japanese style raincoat graphitti goin' on!

by Typical wonderful February 1, 2022

Japanese Writer

A writer who's primary goal is to make any children in their chosen media suffer as much as possible. Examples: Made in the Abyss, Fuga Melodies of Steel, Asura's Wrath, and so on.

"Don't you find an odd pattern in eastern media where children often seem to just get brutalized?" "Well yea, they got Japanese writers. Best way to get the empathy or shock out of someone is to show a child experiencing the worst #### known to man."

by GarbageGoose December 14, 2023

Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..

by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

Japanese Suppository

When you stick a wasabi pea up your ass.

Ryan shoved a Japanese suppository up his ass. It cleared his sinuses right up.

by Wasabi_Pea November 13, 2023

japanese chad

A chad is someone who is cool and calm
They don't give a fuck about what's going on
They tend to keep secrets since they forget often

"Mito is an asshole, It's like he doesn't care!"
"He's just a japanese chad."

by Akito1045 September 26, 2021

Japanese

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.

"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"

by TheWeirdTomiokaSimp August 15, 2022