suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.

Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....

by Serious biniz October 14, 2016

Jacob J

big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking

by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023

Sidharth J

A very hot and sexy Indian with a very big dick. Has a lot of $$ and jacks off every day. He will fuck your shit up if you mess with him and he will reward loyalty. He is a son of the yakuza, (even though he is Indian) and will eventually take over the Akihabara region. Respect him, before it is too late

Girl1: Wow he is such a Sidharth J!
Girl2: Yeah, but hes nothing like the real Sidharth J

by xxxGangsterxxx May 23, 2019

J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.

Hes a J crook!

by CCCracker May 25, 2023