Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.

Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes

by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.

That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.

by Slowslow44 November 4, 2020

slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008

Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.

“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”

by Tenngage September 25, 2023

Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 28, 2021