Iron Maiden

The worst band ever. A band that gets way too much credit. They do not deserve to mentioned ever. period.

guy: "oh my god i love iron maiden!"

girl: "led zeppelin is way better than iron maiden. iron maiden sucks balls, i'm never going out with you again."

by flufalupacus February 24, 2009

Iron Sausage

1. Any large metallic phallic looking instument, usually used as punishment in certain countries.

You sir are charged with 8 counts of murder and 4 counts of crimes againt the animal kingdom. I hereby sentence you to death by the iron sausage

by Cmacattack April 22, 2010

Iron Ranger

Nipasupus Grandus Arizonica, the "The Iron Ranger" remains at a fixed location in a park and collects money. Iron Rangers are often found near park offices, or mobile offices.

"He don't do any work, he just sits there like an Iron Ranger."

by StacheVader July 9, 2019

iron crossing

An act where one woman gives oral pleasure to one man, and masturbates the other two.

I got caught iron crossing them the other night!

by BUTTTTT SSEEEEKSSKSSKS November 26, 2005

iron butt

the stinky smell that comes outa a female dogs butthole! its nasty and smells like rustu iron

Peanut has iron butt again!

by trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

iron maiden

iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.

"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"

by iron maiden sucks and i dont know why they even try July 30, 2006