Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013
Get the tainted windmug. when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.
so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.
by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011
Get the taint patrolmug. One who revels in the joy of stoming the taint. Taint stomping is not for the faint of heart, it only comes with years of love for the taint.
by zsaund February 10, 2008
Get the taint stompermug. A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.
by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014
Get the Taint-mustmug. Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
by captaincook June 15, 2010
Get the Jager-taintingmug. Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
by KHawk December 29, 2010
Get the Tainted Wrenchmug. Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.
"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"
"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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by Seanafee November 6, 2015
Get the Taint Paintmug.