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Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.
Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."
by MrLoganC October 7, 2016
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nathan green

A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.
by DepressedWilly October 10, 2019
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bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.
Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.
by Pot smoker October 24, 2019
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Green Out

Basically;

You’re so high on weed (hence, “green” out), that you are totally useless. Common effects of greening out would be horrible munchies, motor functions are almost gone, you can’t speak coherently, memory loss from the night of, nausea, vomiting, etc.

In other terms, it’s like getting blacked out drunk, but instead of alcohol, it’s weed.
Jason: Dude, last night I got so zooted I couldn’t even walk.

Cam: Aw bro, did you green out?

Jason: maybe, can’t remember much man.
by Cxvmusic August 7, 2019
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Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.
Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.
by mip042 March 22, 2010
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green sausage

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012
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Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter March 3, 2014
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