by Loadmaster March 31, 2010
The act of 2 people engaging in a conversation via text messaging with both parties goals being to text something so gross and disturbing that the other party is unable to respond. A text battle is spontaneous and starts with no warning. An ancillary goal is to give the enemy nightmares. A text battle is usually started with a single word text, or a short phrase, replied to with a similar, more gross phrase.
A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.
A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.
How a text battle looks:
Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"
Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"
by areallyfatkid July 11, 2011
The text message version of "speak of the devil"
-A text from a person one was just thinking of, or just going to text.
-A text from a person one was just thinking of, or just going to text.
by EddySpero January 16, 2011
When somebody responds to a either meaningful, or informative text with one of the the following; yeah, cool, ok, nice, fun, alright, ect.
Guy: will you go to prom with me?
Girl: I'd love to!
Guy: alright
(girl to herself: what a text kill)
Guy: So I was thinking about going to see a movie later tonight.
Girl:cool
(guy to himself: what a text kill)
Girl: I'd love to!
Guy: alright
(girl to herself: what a text kill)
Guy: So I was thinking about going to see a movie later tonight.
Girl:cool
(guy to himself: what a text kill)
by Jack Mehollf December 21, 2011
When a closet Homosexual needs an emotional outlet they text Niall.
You can also tell a person is homosexual if they have texts form Niall on there phone.
If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality
You can also tell a person is homosexual if they have texts form Niall on there phone.
If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality
Jonathan: " I've got something to tell you mate"
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
by RobbiesBananaSpecial August 15, 2011
When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.
There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
- Text Alert goes off -
Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"
- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"
- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
by UN!C0RN5 4R3 MY F4V0R!T3! February 18, 2010