houdimaniac

Derogatory.

Refers to a houdist/houdiist who is seen as obsessed with Houdi.

She is obsessed with Iran, she's a houdimaniac.

by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

honda

Honda is a car company that made some pretty good cars. From the 80's to 2000, I think they were great. Now I'm not really into them.
Now this is for the ignorant fucktards:
There is nothing wrong with Hondas. Hondas are reliable and if tuned right, they can produce very good results. Not all Hondas are riced, and some are true beasts. However, I can understand where everyone comes from with what they say. The problem with Honda owners is that the 98% of them rice them out like no other or think their car is the shit. The other 1% is an elite group of tuners who know what the fuck they're doing.

My Honda looks stock but runs 8's. Your Honda looks like shit and it's still stock under the hood...ricer fag.

by 634634 December 7, 2006

Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.

"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"

by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006

honda crv

a small SUV that does not die. Often loved so much that named, Oliver for example. the letters stand for
Constantly
Running
Vehicle

the honda crv is the niftiest car on the road!

Wanky-Wow, you've had that CR-V for over 10 years.
Juanito Cantraban- i know! And its still strong over 100k miles after!
Wanky- the honda crv is the niftiest car on the road!

by fudgefreak105 June 13, 2008

honda element

A smaller version of a Hummer created by Honda. The Element is an extremely safe car, which can muscle around most cars in parking lots. Some may say Elements look bad, but tons of people have them, and they are very fun to drive.

I once shoved a Dodge Durango out of the way with my Honda Element.

by P-Murph October 11, 2005

houdini cheesecake

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.

by Baker November 1, 2003