that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll

*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker

by the hooker on church st. corne February 20, 2011

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023

Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014

Reverse Hooker

Paying someone to let you do sexual favors to them

I gave him the ole reverse hooker.

by GhettoGarage May 31, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.

(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes

by NyTsUj April 12, 2011