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Snapchat hooker

Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.
“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021
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Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
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Neo-Hooker

Gen Z Females who try to show off their buts on social media.
Him: You’re such a neo-hooker!
Her: ;-;
by Shashumga Boye MCKing December 21, 2020
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HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR
THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
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