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Hooker Licious

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If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!
by Hook123 May 19, 2018
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Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels
When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn
by Brogantac July 6, 2019
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Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker
Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker
by lusvig April 26, 2019
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hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.
She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.
by giant killer robot May 10, 2019
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Phillo Hooker

She’s been fuck so hard her pussy looks like a phillo Hookers
by Battle up June 8, 2019
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Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"
by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019
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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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