No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Heaven the gal

My bestie the only person that you will see and lay eyes in and you will fall in love instantly

Heaven the gal is the best

by duhgjhcxdyrfgjcv May 29, 2018

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013

Heaven on Earth

A loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

the difference between hell and heaven

Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.

"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 6, 2022

miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

Heaven

Heaven is funny,crazy and tough she is strong and kind of always in trouble she is super pretty and loyal she ie amazing you always need a heaven in your life

Heaven is pretty asf

by Tiana ross January 12, 2019