Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010

green market

Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.

"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"

"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"

by stropmag November 3, 2006

The world is green

This is something said by people who have nothing to say. You can also say this to brake the silence. Just do not say it randomly while having sex, or it might get awkward.

example 1
guy 1:You want to rob a bank joe?
guy 2:uh, the world is green!
guy 1:what?

example 2

girl: oh baby
guy:the world is green
girl:we are through

by monster man321 March 10, 2011

Green gobbler

A slur for Irish people/ people who wear green on saint Patricks day.

“You fucking dirty green gobbler”

by Green gobbler hater March 17, 2022

A green bottle

When a guy spaffs into a bottle filled with liquid (usually sprite) and the girl proceeds to drink it.

Imma drink a green bottle tonight

by Nottherealcoolguy December 8, 2019

Green Cat

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!

Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)

by DEEZ NOOTS June 4, 2017

Elliott Green

Despite Elliott Green's small stature, he has a big heart.

And a comedically large Lego collection.

He's that guy from primary/elementary school who'd bring in the coolest toys.

Guy 1 - "Look at tha goofy ahh Elliott Green all short n' stuff, could legit curl him"
Guy 2 - "Dont be a twat"

by Roboscruffy May 13, 2023